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Feeling neglected by her cold, unfeeling workaholic of a husband—Santa(played by MadTV’s Will Sasso)— Mrs Claus steals away to sin city to help reunite a little girl’s estranged parents. Thankfully though, she gets to have a bit o’ real person fun while she’s there. In the trailer, we see her playing craps and stumbling around drunk. Good for her! It’s the holidays and she deserves to treat herself.
As Claus, Sorvino is outfitted with facial prosthetics, abdominal padding and all to look like Christmas’ most neglected housewife. In order to blend in, she invokes the tools of Christmas magic to disguise herself as a young hot thang in a bodycon dress. A makeover scene will probably be involved, nay a montage. Fergie’s Glamorous will be the musical accompaniment.
Speaking of montages, we’ll most likely have the pleasure of watching her sightsee and do things like mistake the Luxor pyramid for one of the real pyramids of Giza. And she’ll definitely take in a show. Possibly Celine Dion. More likely The Blue Man Group.
Whether or not these predictions of mine come true, this flick is sure to get you in the Christmas spirit of spending money and drinking too much; and oh yeah, true love! Cause Santa and Mrs. Claus will inevitably reunite and renew their vows in a drive-thru chapel. I know I’ll be watching the fish-out-of-water shenanigans and cliches roll out. My life, my time. Also looking forward to the sequel where Santa’s identity gets stolen.
Watch the trailer here, and get excited to blaspheme some imaginary figures you believed in as a child!
Finding Mrs. Claus premieres on Sunday December 2nd, at 9/8 C.
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